When the dust settled on the 2014 high school football season, Paul Dooley could say he owned Inter-Ac single-season records for touchdown passes and passing yards, as well as the career mark for TD tosses.
No matter how long I’ve been a parent, I’m still capable of being astonished by my own adult children. And let nobody tell you that “adult children,” that ultimate oxymoron, aren’t still works in progress.
Perhaps the late Frank Zappa best described the relationship between international football and beer: “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”