The question on the game show Jeopardy is “Heavy on the oil, no mayo, peppers on the side.” The immediate Philadelphia response: “What is a hoagie?”
Methadone can help
No more first days of school at our house.
Across the city, the hum of air conditioners has ceased, as has the sound of splashing water in the pools. Neighborhoods have grown quiet. On the horizon, you can see it coming ever so cautiously down the street. The mere sight of it strikes terror in young hearts while at the same instant it induces total and unequivocal tranquility in the hearts of their mothers. It’s big. It’s yellow. Here comes the school bus!
Fight night in Mayfair?
At any time, hundreds of species of bacteria — both potentially harmful and potentially helpful — inhabit the human digestive tract.
Teach gun safety, PPD
“He that sups with the devil needs a long spoon.”— English Proverb
Yoo-hoo! Is anybody out there? Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Attacking our pensions