Teach kids to obey the law
By the time you read this, I’ll be on my way to absolute perfection. I’ll be flawless. Impeccable. Exemplary.
The man in the red suit has been very busy. Everywhere I’ve gone, I’ve seen him lifting small children onto his lap. His ear is filled daily with the secrets and innermost wishes of the best believers in town. Some of his followers smile as they approach him. Others cry. Either way, Santa sure has been doing a heck of a job, and he just might want to sleep in Christmas morning.
No mercy for pension
The holiday season is a time for family, friends … and Christmas trees!
For every season, there is a reason — and a time to cook. And since ‘Tis The Season to share good food with family and friends, Christmas may be the time to make a spectacular vegetable side. Whether you’re bringing a dish to your mom’s, to your sister’s, to Aunt Mabel’s, or to your hipster friend’s house in Fishtown, or just cooking at home, everyone will be more than happy to pass the plate and enjoy this special vegetable medley.
Problems with Roosevelt Boulevard
The Northeast Times will be celebrating an anniversary soon, and will be giving away aprons. Email or mail one of your favorite recipes to me to receive an apron. Your recipe may be published in the anniversary issue.
A change is needed
It was all so simple.