Sharknado? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? — I questioned aloud and with conviction. “You’ve got to be kidding!” These were a couple of Saturday night “specials” that the movie watchers at my house recently picked from the long, unfortunate list of a “Le Bad Cinema” section of a Rotten Tomatoes-type website.
Good Bye to the Old Year… Hello to the New… Make a toast to a Good Year…Grab an appetizer or two, or three….
By the time you read this, I’ll be on my way to absolute perfection. I’ll be flawless. Impeccable. Exemplary.
Teach kids to obey the law
The man in the red suit has been very busy. Everywhere I’ve gone, I’ve seen him lifting small children onto his lap. His ear is filled daily with the secrets and innermost wishes of the best believers in town. Some of his followers smile as they approach him. Others cry. Either way, Santa sure has been doing a heck of a job, and he just might want to sleep in Christmas morning.
No mercy for pension
The holiday season is a time for family, friends … and Christmas trees!
Problems with Roosevelt Boulevard
For every season, there is a reason — and a time to cook. And since ‘Tis The Season to share good food with family and friends, Christmas may be the time to make a spectacular vegetable side. Whether you’re bringing a dish to your mom’s, to your sister’s, to Aunt Mabel’s, or to your hipster friend’s house in Fishtown, or just cooking at home, everyone will be more than happy to pass the plate and enjoy this special vegetable medley.
It was all so simple.